According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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