Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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