I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
My ass is underappreciated
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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