What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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