i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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