apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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