it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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