left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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