I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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