spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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