Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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