who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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