Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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