I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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