You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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