you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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