Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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