What a fucking waste of an outfit
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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