she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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