It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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