new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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