Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
