is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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