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(312): View more from Illinois

We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.

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(847): View more from Illinois

this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way

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(807): View more from Ontario

I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.

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(419): View more from Ohio

apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"

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(803): View more from South Carolina

could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.

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(804): View more from Virginia

have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with

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(720): View more from Colorado

I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Our lives are a motherfucking joke

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