I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.