eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.