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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.

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  Which is way cooler

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• (315): View more from New York

  Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.

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  At least he's honest about how long he'll last.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him

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