Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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