I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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