She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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