I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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