Your tits are I can't wait for
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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