You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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