She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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