No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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