let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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