Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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