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Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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