have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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