haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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