Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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