We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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