no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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