if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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