piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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