just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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