At least make sure they are 18
Why
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
