i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
It's just like the Real World with babies
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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