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(214): View more from Texas

I swear she didn't look like that last week.

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(971): View more from Oregon

you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college

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(585): View more from New York

I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?

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(972): View more from Texas

I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.

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(386): View more from Florida

When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".

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(613): View more from Ontario

It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.

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