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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does

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  i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?

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  I like it rough

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving

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• (716): View more from New York

  You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick

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  In a very non respectful way

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.

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• (949): View more from California

  also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.

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