he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.