he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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