I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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