I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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