How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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