she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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