DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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