dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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